22 May 2006

It's a Verdeful Monday

Yarn shopping with the best Verde ever is a hoot and a half. For some reason, she was on a mission to find the worst possible yarns out there. I think you'll agree that she did a bangup job.

At Knit n Stitch = Bliss in Bethesda, Verde found this concotion we could only describe as cat hair mixed with kitty hork composed of Fruity Pebbles. No? Come up with a better description of this frightening... thing.

Stuck on a scavenger hunt? Marooned on an island with 15 other poorly-dressed castaways? You should have Verde with you. Look! She found a guinea pig at Bliss! Wait. That's yarn???

Don't shop at AC Moore if you don't want to support a store that doesn't stop at muppet yarns, but actually sells dead muppet pelts!

Meet Yarnivore, the newest catchen of the household! Wait, that's just a bunch of yarn.... in a cat carrier. O the joys of riding the Metro home with a carrier and people seemingly being unable to understand there was nothing in the stupid carrier.


Blogger Peevish said...

Good Lord, what a collection! Almost inspires me to lead a group of villagers with torches and pitchforks to eradicate this menace!

5:17 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Is it safe to open my eyes yet?! Yowza.

Heh, it might've been fun to pretend that the yarn WAS a pet...

6:42 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sandman said...

That sounds like something she'd do- look for the ugliest yarn possible. *grin* At least now I know how you guys spent your time, hmph. ;)

3:47 AM  
Blogger Tiphanie said...

Hehe. Maybe we should have bought that guinea pig and stuffed it in the cat carrier. Then people can go ahhh and oohhh over your new pet. *snerk*

2:16 PM  

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